long and winding dog
Speaking of dachshunds I found this wooden creation at the Wurst Gallery. Sadly it's sold out (not that I could afford the $100 price tag). In a positive turn of events the designer, Aaron Draplin, has a t-shirt version available on his website. It's pretty darn terrific although I'm not sure I'd look so hot in that shade of green.
[ link to Draplin Design Co. ]