know when to go, when to hold it
Just throwing this out there, but maybe this is something the Alamo Drafthouse should consider adding to their movie synopsis page. Then I will know, after a few beers, exactly when the best time to go pee is. For some urine assistance go to Run Pee
(it was working early and now seems to be grouchy so good luck).
P.S. For some reason I have Kenny Rogers The Gambler playing as I write this. "Know when to fold them, know when to walk away...".