Last week I participated in some sort of accidental pepperoni eating marathon. On one of those days, purely acting on a "why not" whim I asked about a job at the restaurant my friends and I were at. The next day I got the job. Being a sort of superstitious person I connected the invisible dots and attributed my luck to the common thread of pepperoni consumption. Don't ask me to make it make sense. I can say I did not have pepperoni on Friday and it was not a good day. That is the extent of my scientific data. And YAY, I have a job... albeit a very low paying, life-does-not-feel-any-easier job.