After posting on Flickr I have been brought back down to Earth, as the consensus is that this is not much of a dilemma after all. Apparently waffles are not that bad for you. This 1 Minute actually started as something else altogether and then I stripped it down to this nonsense. Anyway, whatever... I just really want some waffles and a bunch of other stuff I don't really need. This was a way to get it out of my system without spending the money.